Job: weekly fresh sausage basket!

samypress.org, April 11, 2026

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Job: weekly fresh sausage basket!
I’m currently doing an internship at a large German corporation and I’m not happy with the work situation. Since tomorrow is my last day, I already changed a few job postings yesterday. For example, in a marketing position, I changed “weekly fresh fruit basket” to “weekly fresh sausage basket.” In a general blue-collar position, I […]
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